Poop

Poop is the name of this blog, because It's all about the one constant in everyones lives poop.

Pooter

I ate beans today, i ate beans today, stay away, oh stay away!

Stan ain't Satan

Often when Stan walked by I thought I smelled sulfur. However upon further examination I realized it wasn’t sulfur at all, it was only a burst blood vessel in my brain sending mixed messages. SULFUR SULFUR SULFUR. So you see Stan is not the devil…..

Thursday

Its the day after Wednesday, and I always thought Wednesday was spelled funny, but Oh well, tomorrow is the day after thursday and its spelled Friday, and I think that makes more sense than Wednesday. And what would totally suck is if all Fridays were actually in the middle of the week.

My Sheep and her dog

Pepsi

Pepsi came from the Spanish word Papasia which is a musical term meaning, fast sprinkle of sweat form nervous bowls. Commonly found in classical performers after a broken string or a mexican fiesta meal. For thos of you who are unfamilliar with mexican fiestas,- go to a mexican restaurnat in the area and ask them for their tea bags.

Coca Cola

the word Coca and the word Cola originated in the 1920's the meaning associated with Coca Cola was brown fiery liquid. Unfortunately the coca cola company purchased this name and now it is only a soda without its fiery qualities.